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Dow Chemical - Between $300 and
$500 per victim : Dow accidentally killed 20,000 in the 80's and feels
really bad about it, according to this
internal memo. Note: this memo may be fake, I dunno. Note 2: Fine,
it's fucking fake. And not even a fake memo at that -- rather, a fake
press release. blah, eat me |
Puppet Master unregistered |
re: Again |
Dec 05 2002 09:38AM
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quote:
Originally posted by LOLOLOLOLOLOL:
I love the anti-Bush people. On the one hand they say he's an idiot
and others tell him what to do, but on the other hand he's a evil
mastermind out to control the world. If the Bush's wanted to control the
world or profit from Iraq's destruction don't you think George Sr. would
have done it in '92?
An evil MASTERMIND???
- hahhhhhh! Nope just a moron who is doing what he's told to.
Now get back to work.
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lkkllkklklklklhj unregistered |
re: Hmmmmmmm, curioser and
curioser... |
Dec 05 2002 01:49PM
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| Rudimentary mistakes? Like
using an apostrophe to pluralize? Moron.
quote:
Originally posted by Breaking the Waves:
pud is obviouly going to be royally bitchslapped over posting this
fake memo (I'm rushing to type this before the memo and the attendant
entry on FC's main page is removed). It's obviously too much "work" for
pud to check these memo's for even rudimentary mistakes in accuracy and
reliability. But what can one expect from a guy whose whole "job" is
basically done for him by yahoo, Cnet, and trolling assholes who send in
obviously fake memos such as this one?
Good job, puddy! Now role over like a little bitch dog for Dow like
you did for Ford.
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pussyface unregistered |
re: Gas the Bastards!!! |
Dec 05 2002 01:58PM
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| it was fun when you busted
out that ethan hawke comment, very witty, but now you're just a lying sack
of shit. but that's what makes the internet great for you, huh? you can be
a lying coward and not face any consequences. rokk on dude!
quote:
Originally posted by Cheesy Nuts:
Who's been trolled? I'm also CEO of Corporate America and planted the
non-countries (Guam, anyone?) and the response to draw a dumbshit like
you out! No THAT's irony!
You truly are a cog! All the more for ME!
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yomammmmmmaapa unregistered |
re: Gas the Bastards!!! |
Dec 05 2002 10:53PM
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| hey dipshit guam is part of
the US
quote:
Originally posted by CEO of Corporate America:
While I enjoy sending American jobs overseas to India, I think we can
all agree that Indians do not buy enough American products or services
to justify their existence on this planet. I believe Dow was right to
gas all of those Indians. Though Dow claims it was accidental, we all
know better.
Other countries that deserve to be gassed include Iraq, Iran,
Nigeria, Uruguay, Saipan, Guam, Tibet, Chad, Sudan, Ivory Coast,
Liberia, Madagascar, Nova Scotia, Iceland, Greenland, Estonia, and
Haiti. These are countries that are either too poor, too small or just
annoying enough to not matter to the US. I believe everyone in them
should be dead, because they do not buy enough American goods and
services.
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yomammmmmmaapa unregistered |
re: Fuck it |
Dec 05 2002 11:03PM
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| You fucking idiot GWB is
anti-christian...
quote:
Originally posted by Go GW:
All left weenies slow us down I'm sick of cowtowing to other
countries and left wing beacuse we lead the world in everything and
should act like it. Reagan won the war and Clinton almost gave it away
but we have a new leader who is doing the right kind of leading. We dont
need to go and fix every problem in the world we did not cause. About
time we got more respect becaue of our strength and values as a
christian nation. GW is doing it right so leave him alone. Elections
proved that. The economy is back and we have our military in good shape.
We dont' need anything else. Go GW!
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yomammmmmmaapa unregistered |
re: Again |
Dec 05 2002 11:13PM
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| the people behind him are
the evil masterminds.
he plays dumber than he is, but having done a lot of coke, that's
probably not hard.
quote:
Originally posted by Puppet Master:
An evil MASTERMIND???
- hahhhhhh! Nope just a moron who is doing what he's told to.
Now get back to work.
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